bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

tropiyas:

snake mains

scotchtapeofficial:

theyre happy to see each other

why-animals-do-the-thing:

lyrslair:

gemification:

commie-thot:

maplebungus:

video proof that every creature is dogs

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

THEY’RE SO CUTE

“Food? Food? Are you food? Is it food?”

I’ve been tagged in this a bunch, I’m but reblogging this untagged version because @lyrslair added the only accurate commentary I’ve seen on it so far. 

These are tuna crabs (which are actually a type of squat lobster, A+ naming job, science) and this is investigatory behavior. These guys spend most of their time as adults living on the seafloor on the continental shelf off of Baja, California. In deep water, most things that land on the sea floor are probably food - think whale falls - and so this is most likely them checking out the diver to see if he’s edible. Notice that they’re mostly interested in his hand, not the sea star he’s holding at the beginning. 

These are the same red crustaceans that occasionally show up en-mass around Monterey, as the adults return to the surface to spawn. 

Edited for spelling correction: Monterrey is in Mexico, but Monterery in California is where the crabs frequently appear. 

screambirdscreaming

I'm in a waiting room and one of the picture books for distracting kids with is called "You DON'T Want a Unicorn!" and is about the foibles of exotic pet ownership, but with unicorns. I feel like you'd appreciate this.

kaijutegu:

oh my god it’s so cute

I feel like there are many adults who could use a copy of this book.

pgs-pictures:

infernape used blaze kick!

twerklina:

smallrat36wagon:

foothive2:

i remember once i dreamed i was watching the incredibles 2 and mister incredible was in a toxic waste plant celebrating him and his wifes anniversary, and eating pizzas that i think she sent him. they all had candles in them. then he read a note that said “hi honey, hope you’re enjoying the pizzas and eating as much as i am.” then he said to himself, but where are the pizzas shes eaten? shes just sending me whole pizzas. wait… what if someone else put these candles in? they could have put some yeti bones in as well… and then a like, robot voice said like, “most yeti bones can be found in wyoming and nevada.” and then he said “no… it couldn’t… couldn’t be…” and then he started choking

i wajt to talk to you